This is a real show that happened.
Janeway cannot believe the level of bullshit she has to deal with
People need to understand that some of us find joy through hating on things. Like, to you it might seem like pure negativity, like nothing good can come from it. But really, NOTHING has ever made me happier than talking with someone I like about something…
babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you sergeant, general, commander. you’d be my authority figure
OH MY GOD I FORGOT THAT MY SUV LITERALLY BURNED TO THE GROUND.
WHAT AM I?!
You are the second person to say this! I have bad luck in general.
DID I NEGLECT TO MENTION THAT WE HAD A LIGHTENING STRIKE NEAR MY HOUSE ON SATURDAY AND I GOT ZAPPED IN THE SHOWER?!
That’s right. I got struck by lightening AND in a car wreck in the span on three days.
I’m sore and tired and all I want to do after my long shitty day is watch some frikin sg1 and eat my cookies with this ginger ale but NOOOOO my DVD player is gonna sit there and pout
Radiologist: is there any chance you may be pregnant?
Me: Not a chance in hell.
Radiologist: ok, did you have your tubes tied or…???
Me: I’ve found lesbianism is super effective.