March 2012
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Hey guys, where is the think tank behind the...
*SWAG EXTRA ON
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poeticinqueery asked: I mean GOD DAMN GOD DAMN she lookin good XD
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Brenda Leigh Johnson is a fictional character, and...
Why?
BECAUSE SHE ISN’T REAL?
Oh look. Sharon just banged her.
And again.
In a closet.
Against the door.
Now Fritz is here.
Banging both of them.
Now they’re stealing The Declaration of independence.
And now they’re zombies.
Now they’re lizards.
Now they live in 1875.
Now the live on the moon.
The End.
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Brenda Leigh Johnson has been turned into a...
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Brenda Leigh Johnson is actually a deranged serial...
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Brenda Leigh Johnson Attacked by Radio-Active...
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Brenda Leigh Johnson fights off zombie horde using...
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Brenda Leigh Johnson receives Congressional Medal...
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What looking for a job feels like:
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myinitialsarentkdtb asked: OMG I hadn't even considered that they'd be searching for Brenda's killer... I had totally thought about her getting killed though. Ugh that makes it seem more possible :(
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madame-airlock replied to your post: docileboy replied to your post: Jon Tenney is…
1. She’s not contracted per se, discussed with Duff to be on the show for 3 eps but it’s up in the air. 2. Jon is going to be guest starring in some episodes, for sure the pilot, so he’s not keeping the spot as series regular that he had.
Ah, I was slightly misinformed. I was under the impression that he...
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docileboy replied to your post: Jon Tenney is gonna be on ‘Major Crimes’ after ‘The Closer’ ends.
I read somewhere Kyra is contracted for a few guest spots on Major Crimes.
I think those are lead in/cross over episodes if I’m not mistaken. I feel like as soon as Major Crimes is established she is gonna die. I can’t shake it.
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margotgrissom replied to your post: Jon Tenney is gonna be on ‘Major Crimes’ after ‘The Closer’ ends.
Obviously I now have to demand that you write Brenda/your mom.
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Jon Tenney is gonna be on 'Major Crimes' after...
So in my head, this means Brenda is gonna get her brains blown out in the final episode.
Rendering this stupid fandom/ship argument invalid.
Also, they are freaking fictional characters. I can ship Brenda with my mom if I want to and it wouldn’t be any less valid than if I were to ship Brenda with Fritz. Why? She is basically nothing more than a shared delusion. She exists on...
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wilfulwilf replied to your post: So I almost died today:
THE FUCK YOU THINKING? Throwing shit at it! As if you need any help to get bitten and chased by a poisonous snake!
I was thinking “Oh, if I toss this stick at it, it will scare it and make it move off the path” …but that only works in the situation where the snake is not aggressive & poisonous.
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flanneldouchery replied to your post
no one will shoot you silly lady.
…but what if that is what I want for my birthday?
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So I almost died today:
Katherine and I go to Highlands Hammoch (a state park) and decide we want to walk the trails. We jauntily begin to stroll down a trail and this happens.
Katherine: Is that a snake?
Me: Uhhh…I dont think so, I think its a cypress root.
Us: *Moves closer*
Katherine: Yeah, its a snake. Is it dead? No its alive.
Me: Yeah sure is. What kind? Is it a rattlesnake?
Katherine: Yeah…No.....
February 2012
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Anonymous asked: dear titty
Dear Titty,
I know you’re a kitten, and everything in the world is an exciting toy, especially my legs but PLEASE allow me to sleep tonight. Could you also not lay directly on my face. I know you love snuggling, but I need air to live.
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Tumblr savior NSFW,half of my dash disappears.
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113years replied to your post: 113years replied to your post: Dear Tumblr, …can i…
really? sometimes i think that you and kyla are the same person. it’s like…a blend of the most amazing tea i have ever experienced in my life. now i feel dumb for not even knowing that…*shuffles into corner*
*SNORT* It’s alright. We kind of are the same person. We often reside in each others brain. Me...
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113years replied to your post: Dear Tumblr,
…can i just come live in canada with you?
…if I lived in canada.
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Dear Tumblr,
Every time I have to re-install my sidebar, Rick Santorum gains popularity. Think of America, Tumblr. Think of America.
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At least I didn't send them the color profiles for...
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wilfulwilf replied to your post: Apply for job as bank teller, accidentally attach old modeling resume. I’m sure theyre FASCINATED with the fact that I am 5’11 with blue eyes.
Hey, it might well get you in! x
I pretty much want to crawl under a rock and quit today.
Apply for job as bank teller, accidentally attach...
I actually hate myself a little.
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madame-airlock:
Welp, they regretted it or something because the tweet is now gone.
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helenmagnus:
madame-airlock:
Oh my God. I am dead. The video the The Closer twitter account just linked to xD Can’t get more official than this, now. And it can’t come at a better time either, considering certain individual in this fandom.
I AM DYING.
The vid in question