Day 27: A terrifying creature
The fucking Facehugger from Alien is absolutely terrifying to me. It’s disgusting, it’s hideous, just looking at the picture gives me chills. Just the concept that they latch onto your face and basically impregnate you is horrific to me. Every time they come up in the Alien movies, I literally hug my knees to my chest.
(Source: slaytanica)
Beach hair is the best hair
SO CUTE :LAKJD HKJAHLDK I’mma send you my dental bill.
You two are sick makingly beautiful together.

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Oh your arse is fine, shhhh. Maybe bikini shorts are the way to go?!! Bless you. I burnt my feet once. Jesus.
Somehow those end up being worse.
I’m not laughing, honestly. WHY WAS YOUR ARSE IN THE SUN?
The bottom of my ass cheeks hang out of EVERY bikini I wear, because I have a big ass. Apparently a bit more than usual was showing, and omg, ow.
My poor ass-cheeks

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I like to think you accidentally fell over and hit the picture button.
This hypothesis is highly plausible.

Its gross and rainy
…but its the summer
outfit
omg tarrah what even.

My top half was cold, my bottom was not.
(Source: kmdaily)